May 26

It would seem that the week away from the House of Commons, and that same week watching the mainstream media endlessly berate MPs for choosing to forbid a performance audit on their expenditures by Auditor General Shelia Murphy has led the political parties to find a compromise / cave-in completely in order to avoid the wrath of their constituents. This is coming hot on the heels of a similar audit on British MPs which revealed all sorts of expenditures that on their face seem illegitimate – cleaning moats? Really? – and another one on Nova Scotia’s MLAs which showed thousands of dollars being spent in ways that aren’t what we had in mind when we send our government taxes. I hope that the solution that is found pleases most parties and meets our expectations as well as the expectations set by MPs and the auditor general. I think though there is a moment of pause that is needed before we go too far… we need to be careful what we wish for.

Let’s perform a mental exercize. Let’s consider a world where the legislative body and the cabinet all have to report every dime they spend in excruciating detail, and that the spending must be done in in line with very strict and specific guidelines, guidelines that demand specific benefits be identified as a result of the spending.

At first in this fictional world there were a few scandals about politicians buying all manner of things, whether it was chewing gum disguised as entitlements, moat cleaning or reimbursed electricity bills that were never paid in the first place. The system corrected for these measures and soon the scandals moved to other, more petty things. The extra shot of espresso in a coffee. Lunches for parliamentary committees. The upgrade of RAM in a member’s computer. Then the scandals stopped altogether, ostensibly because members spent their money appropriately. Or, here’s the thing, they stopped spending it altogether. That doesn’t mean MPs stopped having extra shots of espresso. Just you stopped paying for it.

We should accept the idea that when you get a volunteer a free slurpee they are more likely to come out next week or when we buy a group lunch when we hear their great idea they are more likely to give the idea more freely. In that case those who have that ability must be more powerful than those who don’t. In addition, those who have sufficient resources to ignore the system of public compensation and reimbursement would do just that, like Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger does in California. The Governator already is sufficiently wealthy to go without a salary has governor so just doesn’t take a salary. Make no mistake, I have no desire to pay for an MP or MLA’s moat cleaning, but I do not want to create a system of governance where only the rich can afford to take office.

A good and more local example was the recent release of MLA’s mileage here in Alberta. Ranging from Battle River-Wainwright MLA Doug Griffiths who claimed 80,360 km to several MLAs including Lesser Slave Lake MLA Pearl Calahasen who claimed none. Now I don’t believe for a moment Ms. Calahasen didn’t drive a single kilometre in the course of her duties – Lesser Slave Lake is a GIANT constituency. She has chosen to not claim any kilometres. And she isn’t alone – 10 of our 83 MLAs didn’t claim a single kilometre of mileage, and many more chose to claim obviously small amounts that are far less than the kilometres traveled in the pursuit of their jobs. I strongly suspect many of these MLAs decided that it either wasn’t worth the bother – although you can bet for $0.46 a kilometre (or whatever it is) I’d happily fill out a form for $40,000 – but I would imagine the motivation was more related to the public nature of the disclosure. The bother doesn’t come from the form, but rather the scrutiny from the public and their political opponents. And obviously in the case of the 10 MLAs who didn’t submit a claim, they could afford to go without this reimbursement.

Our parliamentarians are paid quite well, as most articles over the past week have pointed out. Our MPs earn far above the national average, far above even higher middle class salaries, well above $100,000. I often find I am the lone defender of paying our politicians a fair, even generous wage for a very similar reason as above – in a world where politicians would be volunteers, then only people as rich as Schwarzenegger could run for office. I don’t like limiting our options at the ballot box to only the wealthy.

I’m not suggesting our politicians be given blank cheques to spend whatever they feel necessary to accomplish their jobs – nor am I suggesting that they be allowed to hide their expenses from the interested eyes of the public. I don’t have the perfect solution, but I am confident in saying this – the public has the right to know how their money is spent, but excessive scrutiny comes with its own problems.

I may have some hesitations on putting up the expenses of parliamentarians for us all to see – but so far no walls have crumbled in jurisdictions that post ministerial expenses. Extending such a move to all MPs would also go a long way to re-establishing trust with our electorate. It might be fair to establish a decent threshold of materiality – even the Auditor General said she wasn’t interested in $4 coffees – but looking like you have something to hide is no place a politician wants to sit. And I doubt there would be much there for us to get too excited over, as KPMG already audits parliamentary expenses so we at least can stand behind the accuracy of the numbers. However that isn’t what Ms. Murphy was interested in testing. A performance audit looks at similar things such as adherence to policies and what not but ultimately it looks at whether Parliament is meeting its goals for the coin spent.

I would suggest that we skip the middle person of the Auditor General and pass judgment ourselves. Naturally we need good, solid, accurate information to make our political judgment with, and audited financial statements are an important part of that. But whether or not Parliament has been spending my money appropriately, meeting their goals? I can make that judgment myself and will do so at the ballot box.

May 26

I read with awe my friend Alex Abboud and his friend Andy Grabia’s blogs as they embarked on creating their personal summer bucket lists, the ultimate to do list for the summer. I was especially struck with a couple of their suggestions that I too wanted to codify a list for my summer. Those without a neurotic geek in their lives (and I do really pity you and what you are missing) won’t understand this, but we geeks love categorizing and list-making. And I love summer. So it made sense for me to make a list – not for you, but really for me. I want to do these things and the list will provide a good focus.

Before I delve to deep, first I need to steal. From Andy’s list comes my first five. Andy’s list is filled with the simplest of joys, but simple doesn’t mean bad. Not at all. I’m jealous because if you had asked me before prompting me with suggestions, I may have produced similar pap to any other materialistic or shallow person in our society. But that isn’t what summer should be about.

1. Watch the sun rise
2. Watch an evening thunderstorm
3. Howl at the moon
4. Dip my bare feet in a river, stream or lake
5. Watch the northern lights

I love every last one of these, and importantly I have every intention of sharing each of these with my beautiful wife.

Likely what inspired me to do this more than anything else was Alex’s suggestion for “Drinks, popcorn and politics at Martini’s” – because I do that too! I do it with Alex and many others! And it is awesome! And if that can be on Alex’s list it should be a part of mine. But that is far from Alex’s only great suggestion, so I’m going to be adding to my thievery.

6. Drinks, popcorn and politics at Martini’s
7. Publish two blog posts per week
8. Live simply
9. Visit Transcend Coffee in its new Garneau location
10. Read two books per month

Having stolen my first 10 bucket list items, I need to make my own contribution, as modest as it might be.

11. Go to the dog park once a week
12. Go on 50 evening walks with Allie
13. See the buffalo on Elk Island
14. Have a fantastic crafted beer at the Jasper Brewing Co.
15. Have a fantastic crafted beer at the Grizzly Paw in Canmore
16. Celebrate Raven finishing grade nine
17. Celebrate Wesley finishing his first course for the Canadian Forces
18. Visit the patios of the Sugarbowl, the Black Dog and Ceili’s
19. Worship the sun at the Legislature grounds
20. Plan and cook a masterpiece BBQ meal for my family
21. Spend far more time outside
22. Wear shorts 80% of the time
23. See some live music
24. Finish Red Dead Redemption
25. Finish Metroid: The Other M
26. Paint all of my already owned Warhammer 40,000 models
27. Find and renew my library card and stop borrowing Allie’s
28. Travel
29. Listen to music and drink a couple of libations in my yard
30. Have a great Saturday on Whyte Avenue
31. Play catch or frisbee in a park
32. Swim in a lake
33. Play with my cat in the sun
34. Have ice cream
35. Be more spontaneous – the opposite of list writing
36. Grab a hot dog from the hot dog vendor
37. See some live sports
38. Have an epic board game
39. Have an epic Warhammer 40,000 game
40. Make certain my family knows I love them and how much they mean to me

So, what do you want to do this summer?

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