Jun 28

Like many I am not happy with what went down in Toronto over the weekend, and I can’t seem to stop thinking about it. My disappointment is at so many levels and so many different people. While I thought about the order, I wouldn’t read too much into it – there is enough blame that I’m not sure we have to portion it out, just know that lots of Canadians are disappointed in you.

To the protesters who destroyed property, threatened people, and committed dozens of crimes this weekend – I am upset that you perverted an event for your own ends, ends that society doesn’t support and employing tactics that hurt dozens of people and businesses, big and small. You provided the justification for the security and your provocations invited a police response that was not otherwise needed. Your actions are not just illegal, they are not wanted and I condemn the acts.

To the police, if you can’t do your job without violating an individual’s Charter rights, we have a problem. I don’t want to pretend that I understand the legal intricacies of your job this weekend, and I recognize that situation in downtown Toronto could have escalated to a point where it could have spiraled out of control, but when I watch the video above I can’t help but think that you’ve gone too far. It’s offensive. It’s more than unfortunate. And I believe based on what I’ve read and heard that it was unnecessary, as were many of the 900 arrests you made over the weekend.

To the officials who closed the sanctioned protest point at Queen’s Park – citizens need to have a place to voice their dissent. It’s a basic human right. I recognize that safety concerns mean that the point cannot be right in front of the convention centre, but if so you need to provide an alternate space. Dispersing that group then placed hundreds in the difficult place of deciding whether or not to exercise their rights somewhere else – somewhere that threatens the security of the conference you’re protecting.

To the people who organized alternative conferences to the G20 – perhaps you are the least to blame – but be more active in providing an alternative dialogue to the closed system of the G20. Make it real, make it accessible, and make it clear that you condemn rather than condone the destruction of your city.

To the assembled heads of states and heads of governments of the G20 – maybe this roving conference idea isn’t working the way you want – you are giving the impression of disenfranchisement while creating logistical nightmares. I don’t know what the solution is, but there are those who said if you had it in Toronto in January there would have been fewer problems. If you had held it in northern Ontario in the winter there would be even less. As well, on the content of what you do – ensure you are paying attention to what your citizens are saying. Your agenda is not universally shared, and while I applaud your efforts to protect our monetary system and the economic recovery it needs to be defended not through truncheons but through rhetoric and leadership.

Finally, to the mainstream media and social media covering the conference – a lot actually happened in the discussions, discussions that you should have reported on. The stories on the protests and near riots are important, but the lawlessness of Toronto on Saturday pales in comparison to a good Montreal Stanley Cup riot. The next morning La Presse’s headline was still that Montreal won the cup. Your attachment to the images of the protests fed the violence and ignored the issues. And you did so salaciously. It took me ages to find out what the more violent protesters were in fact protesting against – and I had to find out on the kind of sites that cause CSIS to put a note on my file, rather than reading any story from the Globe or the Star.

What a terrible weekend. A black mark for the City of Toronto.

Jun 25

Do you see that tiny space my leg occupies? For a moment in history my whole dog was in that space and I was terrified. We went to the dog park, like we so often do, and Allie opened the side door of our minivan and our dog Luna leapt into the sunlight at the base – but she was not narrow enough.

Somehow she got her head and shoulders through but couldn’t get her hips through. Thankfully Allie didn’t close the door as soon as she saw Luna semi-leap out – otherwise…

Luna wasn’t hurt, just stuck. She was concerned of course. She looked around with worried eyes. Attempts at pulling her back into van failed, attempts at pushing her through the space led to a small cry of complaint.

My brain flew fast, as did Allie’s – do we call 911? Will they use the jaws of life to destroy our van door and rescue our family member?

Do we call a vet? Will they break our dog’s hip to wedge her through the space?

Do we call Dodge, the maker of our van, who might send someone to remove the door carefully, freeing our pet?

I decided to call Dodge – I figured they offer us 24/7 roadside assistance and they seemed most likely to extricate our dog with the least amount of pain to both her and my wallet. I pet my dog, assured her everything would be alright, got up and opened the passenger door to get the number. Luna I guess decided it was just time to go and determinedly forced herself through the space and ran off into the dog park. Huge tufts of dog fur trailed in her wake, the only damage from her brush with being squished.

Jun 21

On the drive home from a business trip my colleagues and I were discussing movies. I love how that sentence makes it sound like I’m all grown up. And on that topic of being grown up we got to the topic of whether it can be socially acceptable for grown men to cry at movies. I was willing to test the waters right away and declare that yep, I cry during some films. And the mockery that ensued suggests that that social norms don’t yet welcome it.

Not that I don’t like the mockery – I welcome it. I’m sufficiently comfortable in my own skin to admit what I admitted, as well I am sufficiently comfortable to mock those whose list is even longer than this. I declared to the car there were 10 movies I cry during, and I said it in a way that made it sound like I confidently counted when in fact developing this list I found it wasn’t as easy as I thought. Not all 10 cause guaranteed tears, but all have resulted in my own personal Niagara Falls upon initial viewing, if not over multiple screenings.

Armageddon
The one that was first mentioned in the car, and the one that results in Duncan tears almost every time at the very end.

YouTube Clip at the very end of the film

The Iron Giant
I passionately believe that this is one of, if not the most underrated movies of all time. I love it and could not possibly recommend it enough. Sadly, few people have seen it, and if you are one of them make an point to catch it the next time you rent a movie or are on iTunes.

YouTube trailer

The Fellowship of the Ring
I believe this is my favourite of the three Lord of the Rings films, although really I tend to judge them as a single really long movie. The climax in particular is quite touching, and sets up a great adventure in the second and third acts.

The Return of the King
Bookending the climax of the first film is the climax of the third film. Now including both these films was difficult because while I certainly know I had man tears in theatres for both, I do not continue to cry today when I watch. But don’t let that take away from the fact that I think the ending is both emotional and fitting.

The Patriot
I don’t especially like this Mel Gibson film about the American Revolution and there isn’t much that is special about it, even with the presence of a young Heath Ledger, but there is a scene with Gibson’s character and his daughter that really gets me everytime. It is unlikely many will see the film if they haven’t already, so I’ll spoil away – the daughter stopped speaking before the film starts after her mom passed, and as Gibson’s character leaves to go to war again she breaks out in tears and begs him not to go. Sniff.

YouTube clip – go to 1:35 to see the scene I’m talking about

Braveheart
A much better Gibson film, and one where there are multiple tugs on my tear ducts. I would also imagine given the nature of the film, an appropriate example of when it is ok for men to cry in a film.

The Shawshank Redemption
As a now popular film on video, then on cable television I imagine almost all of you readers have seen it, but if you haven’t go get it. The very, very end gets me briefly each viewing, but far more accurate to say I choke up rather than let go completely.

Big Fish
If you are a man who has a Dad and loves him at all, it is hard to watch and not feel something at the climax. Toronto Mike has a great rundown on why it makes guys cry, so I won’t rehash it, rather just link.

Toronto Mike

Schindler’s List
As I am not made of stone, it wasn’t until the third or fourth viewing that this film didn’t cause me to reach for the kleenex. I also have decided this movie, one of my favourites, is a standard bearer for two other World War II films that cause me to come close to tears – the Pianist and Saving Private Ryan. All three are worth checking out.

Passion of the Christ
I wonder if it is Mel Gibson who is the common link here… in any case, the scene where Jesus falls while carrying the cross and Mary comes to help him up chokes me up – it is a well-crafted moment in what otherwise is a difficult and almost disturbing movie to watch. If you haven’t seen it, I would suggest Martin Scorsese’s The Last Temptation of Christ over this film, which is a much more intelligent and thought-provoking (not to mention enjoyable) version of Christ’s last days prior to crucifixion.

Jun 15

I have agonized and agonized and today was the deadline to make the decision and I have decided to defer once again, but in all likelihood that deferral means I’ll take a pass.

I want to be gadget cool. I want to be surfing the internet in Starbucks on an iPad. Except I have no real idea what I’ll do on a iPad over my present iPhone or MacBook Pro.

I went to the Apple Store today and touched one for the first time in any meaningful way, and I can’t deny its very slick. Everything works and moves the way you expect Apple stuff to work. I’m sure it is everything Steve Jobs and friends claim it is, but for the life of me I still don’t know where I will use it over my other two primary devices. I can see surfing in bed with it over my iPhone. And I know at first I will take it to the coffee shop over the MacBook Pro. But I’m not so sure in the long run. The keyboard, while of course much better than the iPhone, was certainly not a typist’s dream. I tried a few times to touch type and failed. Of course there is a snazzy keyboard/dock, but that is a little expensive (although to be honest this exercize is already bourgeois, cost isn’t the major factor) and more importantly adds bulk and stuff to the package which enhances the value of the notebook.

I’ve quizzed people with one, read on the internet and asked random users what they use their iPad for and still haven’t come to a solid conclusion. As much as I hate to say it, until I come up with a use for it, I’m skipping the iPad.

Jun 09

Like most political hacks in Canada, I read with interest the rumours, apparently well-sourced and highly placed, that the Liberal Party and New Democratic Party are discussing what a merger would look like between their two parties. The original CBC story is here, and since that time Bob Rae has come out to provide some official denials. And even within the original story heavyweights like David Herle speak against it, as well as a fairly clear quote from Michael Ignatieff – but denials aside, I saw Peter McKay make similar denials about mergers that were equally if not more clear and he still has a job, so I wouldn’t put too much in the public denials. That doesn’t mean I think a merger will happen, because I don’t.

If it were to happen though what would it look like? And what would change in Canadian politics?

If the two parties merged for the transparently obvious reason of winning the next election and kicking out Stephen Harper from Sussex Drive I think it would go along way to taking Canada down the path to a two-party system. I would even hazard a guess that it may lead us to a formalized two party system like the United States has. I’m not necessarily opposed to a de facto two-party state, but leaving the power to reform the electoral system in the hands of only the Democrats and the Republicans in the United States hasn’t necessarily served that country well. Here in Canada, while I remain a fan of the electoral finance changes, my main knock against them is how hard it will be to effectively start a new party. In order to get public money for your party you need votes. In order to gain votes, you need the ads and organization money can buy. In order to get public money… you get the picture. In a world with only two parties plus the Bloc the system will serve to entrench itself possibly to the point that we will never see a new party develop.

I also worry that the system will become more bitter, more partisan and more the things we hate about politics. I must confess, when the idea of a merger on the right was proposed I didn’t see that shift coming. Since 2003 the level of rhetoric and partisanship has steadily increased within the ranks of the Conservative Party of Canada – well beyond the barbs thrown during the time of the Reform Party/Canadian Alliance/Progressive Conservatives. They knew who the enemy was and knew what would work to gain power. The Liberal Democrats would be no different – never really working with the Conservatives to govern, never letting up in painting the Conservatives like demons.

In my mind the best thing about the CPC merger was the end of the one party plus system of governance, where only the Liberals had a competitive shot at forming government. It increased the options for Canadian governance, making elections matter more. The proposed merger does the opposite, decreasing the possibilities for Canadian governance and entrenching that choice.

The merger makes any form of coalition government impossible (Between who? The Bloc and one of the two main parties?) and it reduces the flexibility of Parliament.

I hope the two parties think carefully about the path they are going down. Coalitions, especially when done with greater legitimacy and foresight than the attempt two years ago, offer an opportunity of interest and compromise that I dread will be lost in the new two party system. And not just coalitions, but parliamentary cooperation and the diversity of interactions between civil society and political parties.

As I was wrong about exactly the kind of political situation that developed from the right-wing merger I may be wrong about the consequences of this one. But I don’t see it leading Canadians to the centre, rather to two polarized extremes.

Jun 08

I found this article in the Globe and Mail rather interesting, Canada the teacher as U.K. prepares for budget blitzkrieg, and I thought it was interesting that the accomplishments the British are pointing to are in fact from our period of Liberal governance rather than the present Conservative minority government.

And it made me think about Jean Chrétien’s legacy, and who will ultimately own that legacy. With what appears to be the final demise of Brian Mulroney’s reputation the legacy of Chrétien appears to be the only thing left of value from the past. And the article made me wonder if it was sufficiently up for grabs that the Conservatives could try and claim it.

Not directly of course. But certainly the Liberals, starting with Martin’s disastrous time at the helm, have introduced a fair amount of distance from their former leader. And ultimately know that as much as Chrétien was operating with his own values and political instincts, the drive to the centre and putting strong economic policy (re: right-wing) at the heart of Canadian politics was as much Chrétien’s pragmatism as it was Manning’s Reform party nipping on the heels.

In any case, the time of Chrétien appears to be the last time many were proud of our federal scene and simply attributing it to majority governments and stability doesn’t sufficiently explain it away. I would imagine that if the Liberals don’t take advantage in a meaningful way of their strong economic past then the Conservatives will continue to bully them around in the polls, especially on those questions of “Who do you trust most to manage Canada’s economy?”

Jun 01

Red Dead Redemption went under the radar for me in many ways, it was only just before launch a couple of weeks ago that I realized I wanted it. Then I read a couple of reviews and I realized I wanted it a whole lot. I watched endless westerns, listened to country music and practiced my best Eastwood squint to get in the mood. I wasn’t sold by the concept – Grand Theft Auto in the Old West – not that I didn’t play Grand Theft Auto 4, but the GTA series of games, as great as they are, leave a bitter taste in my mouth. The balance of an expansive world, quirky humour, and a fantastic story just doesn’t balance out the distasteful and terrible violence as well I feel terrible – TERRIBLE – every time I run someone over in a car. But I read a few reviews, then a few reviews more, and looked at the screenshots and I just knew I would need this video game. I hadn’t lost myself in a video game world since Mass Effect 2 (three months is a long time for me not to throw myself into a virtual world) and was about time.

I am far from finishing the game, although I suspect I will make considerable headway during my stay-cation next week, but I wanted to give some first impressions, all of them positive.

The setting is perfect. I am in love with the world and putting the game within a violent society does a lot to make up for my general queasiness from the random and brutal acts of violence. I really have only scratched the surface of the game so I may be put in a moral situation eventually that I feel uneasy over, but roaming in a world that more believably has people facing a terrible end constantly seems more believable. I have killed a couple of people I really didn’t mean to – a guy being attacked by coyotes at the beginning fell victim to my terrible, terrible aim. As well, passers-by who solicit me as a gun for hire especially when on horseback may well meet the same end as those I am supposed to kill.

The quality and creativity of the setting itself is also superb – far more imaginative than the generic urban settings of GTA3, GTA:SA and GTA4 and it speaks volumes about why I found Vice City to be superior than those other entries – a generic urban city has nothing on something that is created with love like the Old West world of Red Dead Redemption. Relying on every cliche and tried trick in the huge body of work in the Western genre Rockstar has succeeded in making a world I love playing in.

I would live in Red Dead Redemption if I could. Something that many games, and in particular other sandbox games, miss is creating a world that people would want to live in even if they weren’t the hero or antihero. No matter how dirty or grungy the Star Wars universe is, I would love to live there. I don’t need to be a Jedi – I would be satisfied with moisture farmer, really. Often I will long for being a hobbit, and I’d love to live in any of a dozen fictional universes. Contrast that not just to the Liberty City of Grand Theft Auto, but the bleak world of Tristram in Diablo, the ancient Greece of God of War, any planet within the Metroid series or most places in the Mushroom Kingdom. These are all places that seem like it would suck to be anyone or anything other the main protagonist. Not true of Red Dead Redemption – as long as I could figure out how to wield a weapon sufficiently I would retire there just as happy as Doc Brown seemed like he was going to be.

It’s huge. I have no idea how far I am in the game, but I’m having a blast and I know I’ve only seen a fraction of the world. I rode through an amazing thunderstorm last night, watched the waterfalls at sunrise, and love breaking new stallions. I can’t wait to see what else the game has in store for me.

Why did it have to be snakes? There is a downside, and I knew it going in. There are snakes. I’ve been bitten twice and yelped in real life both times. I’m quite frightened of heading too far into the bush as a result, but I’m still playing so that’s a good sign. For those readers who didn’t know, I have quite the snake phobia but I’m willing to work around it for this game and Indiana Jones movies.

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